Bhagwan k
naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 k badle 3 dega,
ANURAG ki tarah PRERNA k saath APARNA aur KOMOLIKA
free dega. ( kasauti Jindagi ki )
**♥**
Ek aap ho ki sharmate
bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe le jayen,
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho.
**♥**
Apple Katata hoon
knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aa gaya yaro.....
Joote khata hoon wife se.
**♥**
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon me 100-100 k note bichata
hoon,
Woh chali jati hai tab uthaa lata hoon.
**♥**
tumko dekha to.... tumko dekha to......
tumko dekha to yeh khayal aya .....
pagaloon ki stock main naya maal aya ..!!!!!!!
**♥**
Prem to hume bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi,
Taj Mahal to hume bhi banana tha.....
par kambakth loan pass hui nahi.
**♥**
tumhari aankhon me ye kya sama hai,
tumhari aankhon me ye kya sama hai,
kya tikh se dhoya nahi kitna kichad jama hai.
**♥**
kabhi hausla bhi azmana chahiye,
bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye,
chahe kitni bhi thand pade.....
hafte me ek baar to nahana hi chahiye.
**♥**
Khyaal ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash rehti hai...
Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae Dost,
Bas gali wali Jamadaarni udas rehti hai....
**♥**
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se....
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.....
**♥**
Kitne
haseen hai aap.....!
khud ko duniya ki nazaron se bachaya karo....
Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi.....
Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo....
**♥**
Khat likh
raha hoon khoon se, Syahi mat samajhna.....
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Syahi mat samajhna.....
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.
**♥**
Arz Kiya Hai.....
Kar liya izhar-E-ishq humne phone par...
Kar liya izhar-e-ishq humne phone par.
Lakh rupaye ki baat thi...do rupye me ho gayi.
**♥**
Khuda kare guum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje, aur ho jae mera,
main sms ker k tung krun logon ko, naam aae tera
Tujhe jute parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera
**♥**
Padhe likhe hote ager karte kaam hakeemon ka
Bahana nabz ka hota aur pakrte haath haseenon ka.
**♥**
Arz kya hai.....
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi.....
ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..!
