aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

.....naughty sms, cool naughty sms, sweet naughty sms...

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind

.....naughty sms, cool naughty sms, sweet naughty sms...

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago

.....naughty sms, cool naughty sms, sweet naughty sms...

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
 

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
 

.....naughty sms, cool naughty sms, sweet naughty sms...

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch

.....naughty sms, cool naughty sms, sweet naughty sms...

Jiju ur Bubbli

Jiju:
Main tumhare lye CHRIYAN lya hu
.
Bubbli:
App khud he pehna dein
.
Jiju:
Tumhari baji ne tumhare lye
New BRAZIER b bheja hai

Bubbli:
Maa aj me ne ek larke ko
Bewakoof bnaya

Anti Misba:
Wo Kese?

Bubbli:
Main ne us ka 500 ka note
Apni sandal me chupa lya
Ur wo 2 ghante meri brazier mei
Dhoondta rha

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