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Aik sardar ji ghar aae to sochne
lage k aaj kia khas kam kerna tha Sochte rahe Sochte rahe
Raat 4
bajay yaad aaya AAJ TO JALDI SONA THA!!
**♥**
SSardar maths k paper may dance kr raha tha.ksi ne pocha ye
kia kr
rahe ho? Sardar: Yar mere dost ne kaha tha k her step k no
hotay
hain.
........sardar jee sms,
santa-banta sms.......
**♥**
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a
funeral
function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He
said
"SMILE PLEASE
........sardar jee sms,
santa-banta sms.......
**♥**
Q. What would you call a dead sar dar in a cupboard?
Ans. Winner of the last year's hide & seek
competition...
**♥**
A sirdar was talking on
telephone.
Friend: "Kis se baat kr rhe ho?"
Sardar: "BV se?
Friend: "Itne pyar se?"
Sardar: Tmhari hai..."
........sardar jee sms,
santa-banta sms.......
**♥**
Sardar to his son: Beta
tu SHER
da putar hai aur wo sher main hoo.
Son: Papa school me miss b yehi bolti hai tu insan ki
nahin
kisi JANWAR ki aulad h
One day a Donkey kicked Sardar on his back
&
Run away.
Next day Sardar found Zebra in the field,
He kicked him
&
said: Salay Tracksuit pehn kar dhoka deta
........sardar jee sms,
santa-banta sms.......
**♥**
Eik Surdar dosray sardar se: "yar tu nay appni biwi ko talaq
keun
dee".
Dosra Sardar: "Shadi meray nal kiti si tay bacha
baghwan
kolon mangdi
........sardar jee sms,
santa-banta sms.......
**♥**
Sardar : Ik Wari Main Chotta Hunda C. Main Minar-e-pakistan
Ton Ghir
Gya C. 2ra srdar :Fir Mar Gya C k Bach Gya C ?Sardar :Mainu
Yad Nai
Main Chotta Hunda c.
**♥**
Son to Sardar: papa ap k pas 5 rupe hon ge ? Sardar : han
puter ye
meri right wali pocket se nikal lo, pocket phati howi thi,
bache k
hath main lun a gaya, sardar: onhon, left wali se nikal lo ,
left
wali b phati ho thi, bache k hath main phir lun a gaya , son
: gusse
main, pesa 1 nai lun 2 , 2 rake howe ha
........sardar jee sms,
santa-banta sms.......
**♥**
ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye phuk mari to uska paad
nikal gaya
dobara phuk mari to phir se paad nikal gaya sardar gusse se
ulta
gumkar bola le tu hi bhuja le
**♥**
Assi maut rok rakhi te
tera
intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!
........sardar jee sms,
santa-banta sms.......
**♥**
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
**♥**
Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho
Sakna ,
Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c
Je Inj hi Rulaana c Varne ,
Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c
**♥**
Dear friend, jane anjane
ch je
main kade tera dil dukhaya hove, tng kita hove ja fir kuj hor
jo v
kita us lyi…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tere to j v hunda kar lai
........sardar jee sms,
santa-banta sms.......
**♥**
Santa:
Muje
Shak Hai, Meri Biwi Ki Chaddi Tere Bedroom Me
Hai
Banta: yar Bhabhi Chaddi Kaha Pahnti Hai
Santa: Are han Sorry faltu hi Tujh Pe Shak Kiya.
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