SANTA WENT TO THE SHOP AND ASKEDI'd
like some vitamins for my son. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B
or C? Santa Any will do, my son doesn't know the
alphabet yet!!.
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Q. Why can't Banta dial 911? A. He
cannot find eleven on the phone!
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bantaji went 2 bank 4 account
opening. He took 1 form and went to Delhi 4 filling up
the form. Do u no y ? Bcoz in the form he saw "write in
capital"!!!
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santa sent SMS 2 all friends "Oi, My
mobile no. has been changed. Previously it ws nokia1100,
Now its nokia2300. Hereafter send msgs 2 my new mobile!
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man 2 Santa:Ur frnd is kising ur wife
in ur home. Santa rushes home n came back within half an
hour n slapped d man n said:He's nt my frnd..
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Santa wanted to do a STD call to
Punjab, he wanted to save money. What did he do? He went
to Punjab and made a Local call.
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Santa singhji got a new job:1st day
he worked till eveing. Boss was happy&asked wat u did
til eveng? santa:keyboard alphabets not in right order,i
made it correct.
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Banta: Oye tu har SMS ko do baar kyon
bhej raha hai? Santa: Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna
ho to dusra tere paas rahe..!!
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santa: Are light chali gayi hai to
kam se kam fan to chalu karo sardarni: lo kar di na
sardaro vali baat fan chalu karoogi to candle nahi bujh
Jayegi
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Banta:Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda
Dikhana? SaLeSMan:PLAIN Main Dikhau? Banta:Hawaai Jahaaj
Tak Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Dona.
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santa library me 2 3 ghante bUk padke
bola.SO BORING,so many characters bt no story.Thn
librarian says, Sardarji this is telephn dirctry.
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santa: ek kilo gaaye ka dhoodh dena..
banta: lekin tumhara bartan to bhut chhota hai.. santa:
theek hai to fir bakri ka de do..
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santa (biwi se) peg banane ke baad,
"pee isey." BiWi: Chheee! Kadwa hai!" santa Aur tu
sochti hai ke main roz mazey karta hoon???
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Before taking capsules banta cuts
both ends of the capsules.Do u know why? To avoid side
effects......
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Lady 2 Inspector mera pati 5 din
pehle gobi Lene gaya tha abtak, vapas nahi aaya!
Inspctor (banta) replied :"To fir,aur koi sabzi banalo.
