What will you call a person who is
leaving from india santa reply: Hindustan Lever.
**♥**
Santa singh busy removing a wheel
From auto,person asks sardar y r u removing a wheel from
ur auto?Sardar:cant u read,"parking for2 wheeler only.
**♥**
TEACHER : you call your mother as
MUM.. what will you call your mother's younger sister &
elder sister? Santa singh : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM...
**♥**
santa goes to a petrol pump..He reads
notice:..DON'T USE MOBIL PHONE HERE..He picks his cell,
call every1 & says "DON'T CALL ME NOW, I am at Petrol
Pump.....
**♥**
Santa goes to hotel & orders fried
fish. Waiter : Sir, French or Spanish?? Santa : Jo marji
hai le aa, Maine kaunsi baatein karni hai
**♥**
Teacher gave to translate hindi to
english " khushi ke maare uski chaati phool gai " Santa
translated"Due to happiness his chest turned in to
breast"
**♥**
One tourist from U.S.A asked sardar:
"Any great man born in this village??? santa: no, sir!!
Only small babies!!!.
**♥**
Santa:kal mere pitaji kuwe me gir
gaye aur jor jorse chilatey rhe.Banta:ab kaise hai?
Santa:Ab teek honge,kal se kuwe se koi aawaz nahi ayi.
**♥**
Santa: bohot tension hai yaar, meri
beti jawan ho gayee hai Banta:jawan ho gayee to usko
border pe bhej do...
**♥**
Nurse came out with the newborn kid,
Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted,
BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool,
It’s a gal
**♥**
Santa falls in love with a nurse...
After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to
her: "I luv u sister."
**♥**
Santa dials a number. A girl receives
the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine
to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
**♥**
Pappu while filling up a form: What
should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very
long...!
**♥**
Publisher: What should be in a book
to make it a bestseller? Santa: A girl on the cover and
no cover on the girl.
**♥**
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu
gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa:
Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de
de.
